It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files *Roswell* style! The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Ben Affleck: Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Jay: Customer at Quick Stop: You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. (failed) Jay: Don't say anything! Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Feature length? I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Tricia Jones: Jay: Banky: Hey! Fuckin' smokin'! / We smoke the blunts. Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party". Fuck them up their stupid asses. A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkey-show.com, A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood, An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene, An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com, More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings, A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep, A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store, More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing, A small scene of the jewel thieves getting dressed, More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime, More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash, A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood, More of the scene on the balcony with the girls, More of Justice escaping with the diamonds, A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot. Chaka: So? Lonely. She is too fine. . Then there is a clip of Jay saying "Snoogans" which, he explained to Justice, means "Just kidding". Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Jay: All video and DVD versions restore that line. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Hollywood had it coming. . Crazy crackers with guns. You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Get the fuck off her. Alyssa Jones: [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob - YouTube Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? Jay: Rumor is Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are working on a super secret project on the lot. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. Holy Fuck! Chaka Luther King: All The Easter Eggs (We Could Find) In Jay & Silent Bob Reboot - Movies And that body? Jay: Every day people hitch to Hollywood to stop studios from making films about 'em, but when you and me try it, it's like we're trapped in a fuckin' cartoon. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." Jay: This job just passed the point of no return! What a motherfucker, man! Not this little fuck. Hooker #1: When, Lord when? Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. Damn, these white boys can't fight. Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Rated: Unrated Format: Blu-ray 4,242 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray from $49.98 DVD $7.50 VHS Tape $9.99 Additional Blu-ray options Edition Discs Price New from Used from Blu-ray June 29, 2021 Standard 1 $14.99 $14.99 $14.99 Blu-ray February 1, 2021 $10.14 $10.13 $13.30 Blu-ray Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Yeah, you do that. You're doubling me, obviously. Tricia Jones: I'd do anything for you. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Kevin Smith Dimension Region 2 Pal Dvd Jay: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? You want some of this? Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. Uh-huh. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Every Single Kevin Smith/View Askewniverse Movie (In - ScreenRant [to Silent Bob] Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. When the shoot wrapped, Smith told Mewes point-blank to get sober or he would never speak to him again. Jay : What buzz? Please turn it on so that you can experience the full capabilities of this site. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video James Van Der Beek: I watched Dogma: the funniest movie I have ever seen. Is this the final movie set in 'The Askewniverse'? Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Goddamn yous all to hell! Jay: Chrissy: Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Okay, here's the deal. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. Read . Whillenholly: Jay: Jason Biggs: P.S. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. That's the ape. Jay: You see! A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Since you let our patsy slip away, you gotta convince the little kid and the fat guy to take his place. What am I, blind? Silent Bob: After the credits, God (Dogma) closes the View Askewniverse book.[2]. [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. You can't take it back. Sissy: You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. He said he'd fuck a sheep! Randal Graves: [Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Comedy. Sissy: And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Chaka's Production Assistant: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? nOmArch - Fanedit.org I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Let it rip boy Angel Jay: I'll be right here waitin'. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Then taste it. Oh Yeah! Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). Chaka's Production Assistant: In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Okay, Fucky? Before they were rebooted in 2019, Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob set off on their own adventure in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. See production, box office & company info, Kevin Smith delivers the goods in a great finale. Holden: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Whillenholly: Your browser's Javascript functionality is turned off. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Jason Mewes Interview: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back 20th Anniversary Backup on the way Sissy: [exasperated] When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! Randal Graves: So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Check this shit out. Good luck! This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? He's got a great sense of humor. Uh, three by my count, but close. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: [explaining why he gives head for rides] Jay: At least call me by the right fucking character. Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: Why? It was just a tranquilizer. Passerby: The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Wow! Find Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back at Amazon.com Movies & TV, home of thousands of titles on DVD and Blu-ray. Hey, watch the language, little boy. Hiding inside a diner, the pair dress Suzanne as a child and pretend to be a gay couple, with Suzanne as their kid. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Poor Dante. No the clit is real. It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. . For likeness rights? Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Whillenholly: I mean, ya gotta grow man. [to Silent Bob] Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo! Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay. Whillenholly: (her character was deleted from the movie), is shown on a billboard in the film. Free shipping for many products! Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jay: Sissy: And on that note, we cue the music. Chaka: Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. You put your dick in a pie! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | The Movies Wiki | Fandom Since when did they start charging for the bus? Come on, Silent Bob. I'm counting on you, Sheriff. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Dude, I think I just filled the cup. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Brent: Right. The fuckin' mack daddys of fuckin' Jersey?" Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. Oh shit! Banky: Jay: Jay And Silent Bob Reboot is available from several platforms and while it's not currently available on Netflix or Hulu, it can be found on Prime. Willenholly: That's what I thought. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. [after asked to get a new clean latte] Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] The label in the animal testing lab under the dart gun implores you to "brake" glass. Echo Base: I don't really wanna die. [to Jay] Willam Black: [Banky stares at Silent Bob in disbelief]. , none of you little fucks out there. Remind me to renew that restraining order. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. And you've both got your own monkey. Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Smith has said Walt Flanagan was the inspiration for the character. And she'll be, like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little. Ben Affleck: Banky: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? A day. Oh, shit, It understood us! Jason Biggs: Whillenholly: Sheriff: When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. Whillenholly: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. I said you LOVE the cock. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Ben Affleck: I didn't think so. Sheriff: This isn't fair! These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. I didn't spit in it sir. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. What do we do with them now? Estimated time: 6 mins. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? That's pretty funny. Justice: Passerby: Who's watching these babies? I'm HAUNTED by it! I can't belive this shit. Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! Angel Jay: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Alyssa Jones: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans.". Girls like that kinda shit. [Jay nods. Justice: Brodie: Hey, little man! Ha, ha, you're gonna love this. Then you can do the art picture. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". There's nothing you can do about it. Hey. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. She's also a main character in the movie. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. It was just a diversion so we could steal these. Silent Bob shakes his head]. There are no more lines. Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. The fuck you talkin' about? Whillenholly: hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Hmm, I don't know. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. That's right. Whillenholly: Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Chaka: Oh my God. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? [to his buddies] Justice: Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Shaggy: Music from the Dimension Motion Picture: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the soundtrack to the film, was released on August 14, 2001, by Universal Records. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Published Apr 18, 2020 Jay and Silent Bob Reboot's outtakes reveal a hilarious running joke that doubles as a commentary on society's attitude toward Hollywood. Shaggy: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Chrissy: Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Jay: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. I make that shit work. R. . Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. [over Gordon's walkie talkie] That shit is the mad notes. If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. See, here's the pulse. See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. document.write(new Date().getFullYear()) 2428392, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Matt Damon: [about "Dawson's Creek"] Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Randal Graves: [to Silent Bob] At least this stuff includes the funk band Morris Day and the Time offering a lesson in cool that all concerned with the movie could have heeded. Watch the language, little boy! [Chrissy breaks wind loudly in the diamond vault, causing the alarms to go off]. I know it's in there! Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. View Askewniverse - Wikipedia [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] You gotta go from the heart, yo. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Mua-ha-ha-ha! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - IMDb The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Mr. Smith may have hit his target, but he aimed very low. There's a script for this movie? The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. It's the new millennium. That was them, wasn't it? Show some respect. Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. Echo Base, I've got a 10-07: two unauthorized on the lot, requesting backup. And Tubby here is my black man servant. [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] There are no inadequacies. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: In a Deleted Scene: Steve-Dave Pulasti: I'm paralyzed! Jay: ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. The white man stole it. [several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season]. COMMANDER! Alright. You don't know "Jungle Love?" Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jules Asner: You know, after about five movies, I'm starting to realize that. Remember, folks stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended. Jay: What've I been telling you? Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. Jay: It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Are you fucking crazy? Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. Brenda? Metatron: God? The hell with this. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back - amazon.com There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Jay: I'm busy. YO! Chrissy: I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans!